The Never Ending Story - Saints Edition

[St Thal]

The whole point to the never ending story is you pick up the story from wherever the previous writer left off.

For example:

Writer 1: I drove my red Corvette around the curve and stopped at the light. I looked to my left and noticed...

Writer 2: that someone had run over Luna Vitae. I jumped out of my car and ran towards him when suddenly.....

Writer 3: an elephant came charging out of the woods, picked Luna up and disappeared back into the forest. I quickly ran back to the car, opened the trunk and....


Got the idea? There's only one rule. Don't end the story.

So, here's the beginning of the Neverending Story - Saints Edition

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It had been raining for hours when Josh finally found the entrance to the cave. It's here, he said. The legend is true. Wiping the rain from his eyes he stared into the darkness beyond the entrance. Josh leaned up against the cold wet stone face of the cave and reached into his pack. Slowly he withdrew his hand to reveal ....

[jimihendrix]

A 9mm pistol so he could shoot the monsters inside the cave because...

[Saints4ever]

they had stolen the legendary gp of doom from him while he was...

[Saint Victor]

enjoying some Cooked Rocktail, when suddenly he realized that....

[St Thal]

his mind was wandering... this was no time to be thinking about cooked rocktail or his legendary gp of doom fetish. Josh checked the 9mm.... loaded and ready to go. Holding the gun tightly in his right hand he used his left to feel tentatively in front of him as he slowly advanced into the dark cave. He could hear the sound of the rain fading in the distance as he slowly crept forward. His breath caught as his hand touched something slimy. 'Oh no,' he thought! It's the .....

[Saints4ever]

face of ugliness! the face of tanner! and that is when ...

[Studd Busta]

Tanner and his army of turkins attack josh! but then...

[ST Elitemike]

Josh uses his tactics of blowing bubbles into the enemies eyes to distract them! Josh then...

[Saints4ever]

changes the main character of the story to Mod Kathy, and then...

[ST Elitemike]

she uses her special mod powers to locate the legendary GP of doom in the cave, and then...

[soul imbue]

A wild Marlanes appears! Marlanes uses taco throw! Mod Kathy is now paralyzed! Marlanes quickly steals the amulet of SHOOP DA WOOP and then..

[St Thal]

Mod Kathy lies frozen on the slimy damp floor. All but her eyes are immobile as she glances furtively around in the darkness. I can't believe I fell for the old amulet of Shoop Da Woop trick.... I feel like such a noob. I let my guard down for only a moment when I found the Legendary GP of Doom. Just a second, that's all it took.... now what will I do. Then it occurs to her, when she was still Josh and had attempted to blow bubbles at Tanner and his army of Turkins, for a split second she seems to vaguely recall seeing a cryptic message carved into the ceiling above her head. She strains to see the words, but it's now too dark. She had only glimsed it for a brief moment in the flash of the Turkin's attack.... what had it said??.... she closed her eyes and strained to recall. Suddenly it occurs to her. The message had said, "In case of paralysis, think warm thoughts." That's so stupid, it just might work, thought Mod Kathy. She closed her eyes tightly, (which really didn't matter as it was pitch dark in the cave anyway.) and thought of a warm beach in Los Angeles California..... Through her clenched eyelids she sees a flash of light and then feels a wonderful warmth flow through her body as the paralysis leaves. Then, the sound of seagulls and crashing waves causes her to open her eyes and sit up. "Where am I, she exclaims as her eyes focus on the surrounding sand." "You're on Malibu Beach, Babe, and surfs up says a voice from above her head." She looks up and sees....

[Saints4ever]

J O S H! ....

[ST Elitemike]

and mike. She then says...

[madaraneweye]

you guys are ban for life on this beach... Then