The Never Ending Story - Saints Edition

[ST Elitemike]

mike flips her off and says that she can't do that at all. She attempts to put a perm-ban on mike on the beach, and realizes she can't do that at all and that she has spent too much time perm-banning people on runescape. She then...

[St Thal]

watches with some amusement as St EliteMike turns to Josh and says, "I told you your suit was out of style, now you got us banned for life from this beach. " "Hey," says Josh, " these are the height of fashion in New Orleans." "No worries," says Mod Kathy, I was just kidding." She begins to stand and Josh, (ever the gentleman and having an incredible crush on Mod Kathy) reaches out his hand to help her to her feet. When suddenly she begins to sink in the sand. "It's quicksand," yells Josh. "Quicksand in Malibu beach?" exclaims St EliteMike. They both attempt to help Mod Kathy. Grabbing both of her hands they pull with all their might when suddenly...

[ST Elitemike]

a shark comes up and eats mod cathy out of nowhere. St Elitemike and Josh then...

[jimihendrix]

he runs after the shark to try and save her when...

[St Thal]

with a huge splash, the shark reappears and spits out Mod Kathy. (It is a commonly know fact that Malibu beach sharks do not like the way Mod's taste.) Josh and Mike rush to Mod Kathy's aid. "Are you ok," asks Josh. "Yes," says Mod Kathy... we have to get out of here. They quickly crowd around Mike as he does a group tele... but something goes wrong. It's completely black and there is a smell of smoke and ash. "Oh no, says Josh, "- it can't be...." "Where are we Josh, yells Mike." "I don't know says Josh." "Is anyone there?" yells Mod Kathy. "Yes," replies a voice from the darkness. "Who's that?" says Josh. "Show yourself." They hear a sound of a tinderbox and a flame lights up the room. They're eyes slowly adjust to the light and they see the holder of the flame. "St Thal?" says Mike. "What are you doing here and where are we." "You're in my house," says St Thal. "Your house?" says St EliteMike. "Why is it so dark in here,and smells like ash and smoke," asks Josh. "Well, I had to sell everything I owned to buy Chins for 99 ranged so I could stay in your clan." "Runescape Electric turned off my power, so I've been burning furniture for light and heat." "Electric?" says St Elite Mike. "I didn't know Runescape had electric." "Well, you just have to know the right people," said St Thal as he winked at Mod Kathy. (this wink doesn't go unnoticed as Josh glares at St Thal) St Thal walks across the room and lights the second torch and they realize that they are standing in his teleport room. "We can go pretty much anywhere from this or any of the surrounding rooms," says St Thal." "Where would you like to go? Josh didn't waste anytime in replying, he says, "we need to leave immediately for.....

[Saints4ever]

the duel arena! ...

[jimihendrix]

but the tele porter breaks and they end up In the future! soon into there trip josh met future josh, where he is given the the secret to keeping his money so that he doesn't lose it all at the duel areana, once they got to the golden castle of jimi hendrix they realised...

[St Thal]

that Jimihendrix was a lot more wealthy than anyone had given him credit for. "Wow," says Josh. "Look at this golden castle." "It's amazing," say Mike and Thal together. "Is he single," asks Mod Kathy. (Josh and future Josh look at each other jealously.)

The sound of a wailing guitar invades the silence. "That must be Jimi," says Mike. Mod Kathy starts to run towards the castle. "Wait," yells Josh and future Josh. But it's too late...

[jimihendrix]

they witness jimi hendrix's ghost bust into a 4 day long guitar solo, after that they ask where they are and what went wrong the the teleporter, jimi soon explains its been 20 years and the ruler of the world is now stephen colbert, because he made infinity moneys with his superpac. while there exploring jimi's catle the ghost adventure crew shows up to see jimi's ghost but soon leave wetting there pants after they hear there own footsteps. then josh thinks he see's a real ghost named...!

[Saints4ever]

the ghost of microsoft! and he warns our time travelers to not invest in microsoft and instead buy a mac! but then a rip in the universe occurs and the time travelers are pulled back into the present time (where they all buy macs and stocks with apple) and notice that something just isn't ....

[jimihendrix]

right, jimi still has his castle so he busts into another guitar solo, and for some reason pc stock rises to an all time high while josh find out the split in the universe really...

[Saints4ever]

was just a distraction to keep jimi from noticing that his castle just got destroy by a falling chunk of the saints citadel..and that is when..

[jimihendrix]

jimi talked to his insurance broker and got the same castle that was not below any citadels, jimi then starts playing every song on the album "first rays of the new rising sun" and a protective barrier encloses his castle while josh...

[Gatorboots]

goes to get his new bike, he races down the street to jimmi. Then...

[ST Elitemike]

he hits a pebble and flips over his new bike, crashing it, and going down a hill. He then looks at his body to find that...