THE LEGENDARY GP OF DOOM

[Maninsanity]

As mike is walking to his actual secret spot. He is attacked by a pack of viscous rocky mountain spotted walruses. As he is trying to fight them off with his giant easter carrot and rubber chicken of doom. He drops the gp. Maninsanity starts bank sitting. Then his mike is dead need to bless his grave sences go off. Manin goes to find his grave but finds a gp and picks it up.

[Saints4ever]

*buries maninsanity under mike's grave and takes the gp* - runs away like manin should have done rather than sitting there waiting to be attacked-

[St Thal]

Slightly dazed by my rubber chicken/carrot flogging, I manage to collect my broom from my El Camino. I'm flying along on my nimbus 2000 and see that Josh has just finished burying Maninsanity under St EliteMike's grave. I decide this will never do. Since I'm too late to catch Josh, I feel the best thing to do is to resurect Maninsanity and St EliteMike. Perhaps they will be willing to team up with me and the three of us can go after Josh together. So, I double park my broom and run to the grave. Saying the magic words, A La Peanut Butter Sandwiches !!!! Both Mike and Manin' hop out of the grave take one look at me and say.....

[Saints4ever]

^ I didn't see anything about you taking the gp so then I guess I still have it!
oh and thal *slays* thats cause I R a SLAYER MASTER now

[St Thal]

Yes, this is true, the, "Slayer Master," (though not horribly modest), fearless leader of the Saints is still in possession of the gp. I'm patiently waiting for newly resurrected Maninsanity and St EliteMike to decide if they will work with me or not to collect the gp from you. Although, I can't guarantee I'll wait forever. :-)

[ST Elitemike]

Well I'd like to point out that I really shouldn't have ever died because I teleported to my actual hiding spot, as man said that I was walking. Regardless I won't really make your guys stories go back to that, I'll just play from being resurrected. I say that I will help out, and both of us ignore Maninsanity and go and smite Bubs down with a thunderbolt, bury his body, and we share possession of the gp

[St Thal]

Winning !!!!!

[ST Elitemike]

Yes, teamwork ftw

[St Thal]

Mike and I build a Pyramid and attach the GP to the top. Then we coat the pyramid in grease so it can't be climbed. Next, we fill the pyramid with giant scarabs that will eat anything that comes near the GP. Finally, after a job well done, we hop into my El Camino and drive to McDonalds for a Big Mac and a shake. (fry's too of course)

[ST Elitemike]

ill buy the Micky D's.

[St Thal]

St Thal and St EliteMike grab the burgers and fries . Thal gladly hands the bill to St Elite Mike then off they go to sit in the shade of the pyramid to await any mentally challenged individuals addled enough to think that they can out do their gp protection scheme. - 'pass the fries Mike'

[Saints4ever]

*takes gp*

well that was easy

[ST Elitemike]

bull Joshy you have to get to the top of the pyramid (which is all greased up) or go through the deadly scarab infested pyramid (impossible to do). TEH GP IS STILL OURZ!

[Saints4ever]

how can the gp be yours? I clearly took it! (see my post above)
*shines the gp* is so pretty!

[St Thal]

Men in white coats come and take Josh away as he admires his imaginary gp. How sad, and yet, perhaps it's poetic justice; as this is what becomes of people that paint themselves green, throw forks and pretend to be dinosaurs.

The men in white coats calmly give Josh some medicine to calm him. Josh repeats over and over, "stick a fork in it, it's done, all work and no play makes Josh a dull boy.... all work and no play makes Josh a dull boy......