THE LEGENDARY GP OF DOOM

[Saint Victor]

*Telegrabs the GP* HAHA I win!!! *Runs away with GP*

[St Thal]

TheXtraSaint looks forlornly at the dirt in his hand and realizes that, "ya can't telegrab objects which are conceled." (Authors note: Although TheXtraSaint should be congratulated on his heroic, though vain attempt to telegrab the gp, it is important to note that StEliteMike was polite in his attempt to subdue TheXtraSaint in his undeserved exuberant display of unmitigated success. StEliteMike has been undergoing rage counseling and has been making great strides towards controlling his temper. It has been suggested that part of his great success has a direct proportionate relationship to the quantity of McDonalds Frys that he purchases on behalf of St Thal.) (Author's subnote - St Thal is also undergoing counseling to try to curb his apparent inability to make short, concise posts in this forum.) We return you now to your regularily scheduled Legendary GP of Doom and sincerly apologize for the unfortunate tangent this last post has taken us on.

[St Thal]

In a last ditch effort to revitalize the Legendary GP of Doom, St EliteMike and St Thal begin to play catch with the GP.

[Saints4ever]

*grabs the GP in mid air* cya laters!!! *runs off with it*

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in other news, i went back a few pages and removed any posts that did not continue on the story. Posts such as "lol" and "?" are considered spam on this thread. All posts must continue on the story, you can comments within a post as I am doing now. Thanks!

[Gatorboots]

I am camping in the woods when I see josh coming. I hide behind some rocks and when josh runs by I trip him, tie him up in a nap sack and toss him into the river near by. I now have the gp...

[St Thal]

"I can't," (whacks him on the head), "believe," (kicks him in the ass), "you were so stupid," (knocks him down), "as to throw the gp to me overhand....." said St EliteMike to St Thal. "You know I can only catch slow pitch." "I'm so sorry," says St Thal, "I totally forgot about that." "But, we have to hurry if we're going to catch up with Gator now. As they run along the path they come to a river. "Look !," yells St Thal, "in the river, I see a sack floating and someone inside just poked their head out.... isn't that Josh?" "Leave him," says St EliteMike angrily, That lousy... no good..... crummy....... "Now Mike, remember your anger management classes." Mike pales and immediately runs to the river to fetch our soggy unconscious leader. (Author's note - we're not certain what Mike's anger management class uses as incentive, but it apparently works well.) After a few moments Josh's eyes open and he see's St Thal and St EliteMike standing over him. Josh jumps to his feet and says, "....

[ST Elitemike]

"I see that using fillet steak worked for your anger Mike. Now let's all team up and get Gator" They then...

[St Thal]

begin to run after Gator. But, he has too much of a lead on them and they eventually stop out of breath and watch his dust cloud disappear over the horizon. Mike groans, "we'll never catch him now." Josh agrees, "You're right, he's too fast and he's too far ahead for us to catch up." "Don't be stupid," says St Thal as he reaches into his pocket. "Don't forget, I have my....

[Gatorboots]

trusty strap on bottles of NOS that we can tape to our shoes. The 3 of them tape the bottles on and crack off the nozzles. They start to run and with the help of the NOS they get a boost in speed. They can start to see Gator's dust cloud getting closer and closer. Upon getting closer to him the 3 of them see he is not alone. The see he has forged an army of...

[St Thal]

steel goblins. But it's too late, they've gathered so much speed by using the NOS that they run right into the steel goblins sending them flying like pins in a bowling alley. "Get them," yells Gator, pointing at Mike Josh and Thal who are desperately trying to take off the NOS bottles attached to their shoes. But, they're having a great deal of trouble doing this as they are spinning around in the dirt still propelled by the NOS.

The steel goblins begin to advance when suddenly Thal manages to get to his feet and screams.....

[Gatorboots]

OMG I have burns all over my feet from going so fast combined with the friction of the ground. Thal tends to his burns and blisters. In the meanwhile Gator...

[St Thal]

grabs one of the steel goblins and climbs on it's back and starts to ride it like a horse. St EliteMike grabs onto Josh for support as they both climb unsteadily to their feet. Mike see's Gator riding off into the sunset with the GP. He looks at Josh and Thal and says....

[ST Zero]

and then a wild megaman appears catching gator offguard and snatching the gp away and tossing it to mike josh and thal as he tries to hold gator off.

[Gatorboots]

Josh and his to thugs Mike and Thal scurry off with the GP. In the mean time Gator is wrestling megaman. Gator takes him down and gets him in a rear naked choke... Megaman passes out. After Gator successfully dispatches of Megaman, Gator races for razor scooter and scoots off in the direction Josh and his posse went in...

[St Thal]

Leaning over the handlebars of the scooter with a grim look of determination in his eyes, Gator is completely focused on the image of Josh and his posse as they disappear over the horizon. He's so intent on keeping his eyes focused on them that he fails to see ......