THE LEGENDARY GP OF DOOM

[Saints4ever]

ah ha nice trick! but you have fallen into my trap! making up stories about me going crazy doesn't quite work! *steals the gp* oh and btw if u try to come after me bad things will happen..very bad things..

[St Thal]

St EliteMike and St Thal shake their heads in amazement. Could it be possible? Were they duped again by Joshy? They turn back to their pyramid somehow, mysteriously missing it's gp. How did he get past the grease and scarabs says St. EliteMike? May I have another fry please, says St Thal? Get bent Mate, says St EliteMike, this is the last one and I paid, remember?

[ST Elitemike]

We then look under the mat where our pyramid is and laugh at how Josh took the decoy at the top of the pyramid, while we still have the real gp in our possession.

[Saints4ever]

*mike equips his newly "found" torva platebody* its a good thing i enchanted it ^_^
in order to save his life mike gives josh the gp.

[ST Elitemike]

i then call im my arial assault squad, led by KREE'ARRA!!! They swoop in and attack Josh, while the lowest level (69) aviansie gets in and takes the gp because it was ignored as not a threat. They then fly back to ST Thal and I and give us the gp, and go back to their secret hiding area for when they will be needed next... And remember Josh WE didn't come after you, rather my arial assault squad.

[St Thal]

Josh is obviously afraid of us. Nah nah !!!!! We have the GP and you can't take it. ..... St Thal digs a hole, then drops the GP in the hole. St Mike takes Kree'Arra doodie and covers the GP. St Thal, recently returned from a Bloodveld task puts Bloodveld slime on top of the Kree'Arra doodie. The GP is safe.

[ST Elitemike]

^ I then wrap around the gp (bottom side) dragon spikes so it can't really be picked up from either side.

[St Thal]

St Thal, worried that even these drastic measures may not be sufficient to protect the GP, attempts to hire Mod Kathy as a security guard. He calls her office only to find that her minions are confused as to her whereabouts. "The last we heard, she had mysteriously appeared in Malibu beach...." St Thal, discouraged by this turn of events, discusses the situation with St EliteMike. Mike and Thal decide that since Mod Kathy is unavailble, perhaps they should attempt to hire Bork the Ork. Unfortunately, upon reaching Bork's publicist, they find that Bork is currently engaged overseas on a caribbean cruise, attempting to recover from a recent thrashing received from the hands of Gatorboots and not expected to return for 3 weeks. So, St Thal and St EliteMike discouraged at their inability to secure the services of Bork the Ork, had to settle on Mork from Ork. "Don't give us any of your Nanu - Nanu garbage, just keep an eye on the GP says St Thal. Then he and Mike sit down under a tree, pull out their laptops, connect to the local hotspot and began playing Runescape. (Authors note: St Thal and St Elite Mike are hopeless Runescape Junkies)

[ST Elitemike]

Very nice sir, it seems that we are unopposed XD

[St Thal]

"Yes," says St Thal, as he resumes chinning at Ape Atoll, "It would appear that you are correct St 'Mike." "Nanu Nanu," says Mork..... "Stuff a sock in it and guard that GP," roars St EliteMike. (Authors note: St EliteMike is not know for his patience, but he does play a mean game of Runescape, so it is this writers opinion that his momentary outbursts be overlooked.)

[Gatorboots]

I skydive out of a plane just above where mike and thal are. As i draw near to mike and thal I whip out my gat and bust a cap in both of them. I swoop down with my chute on, swipe the gp covered in spikes, with my chainlink gloves, from them. As I reach the ground, I cut loose my chute and hop into the seat of a dune buggie and drive off into the sunset...

[ST Elitemike]

I then call in my minion Nex upon you, who encases your dune buggie in ice, and then drags you closer. It one shot kills you because you forgot to brew up, and we then reclaim the gp. Nex is now the permanent guard of the GP, instead of that terrible mork the ork who didn't do anything to stop it from being protected. ST Thal and I then leave to go to Mc'Donalds again.

[Gatorboots]

I have so much heat on me I break through the ice. I then call in my friend who is a hacker, he hacks the game code and destroys nex. I take the gp from nex and then go to Mcdonald's. I see thal and mike munching on their happy meals, so I go over and club them with my night stick. After they are knocked out I order a apple pie off the dollar menu. I then head out in maybach with the GP...

[ST Elitemike]

You hit our decoys! As you are heading out in maybach we assault you using our terminator drones, which we create using my 99 mage powers. They say, "MUST DESTROY GATOR" and go after you. You try to attack them with your weapons but they bounce off at the awesomeness of our terminators. You try and run after seeing this but they easily outspeed you. At this point they both box you in and terminate you with their built in gatling guns. After they destroy you mercilessly, they also find your hacker friend and do the same to him with a surprise attack, so he is killed before he can hack his way out of the situation. ST Thal and I then take the gp from your carcass and continue to guard the precious coin at our secret hideout, which we teleport to with my 99 mage powers.

[St Thal]

St Thal and St EliteMike use their rune picks on the rock walls of the hideout cave. After creating a hole large enough to hold the gp, they insert C4 in around the GP and seal the hole with concrete. St Thal looks at Mike and says," now if anyone tries to remove the concrete to expose the gp, the C4 will blow them up.