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Post by Saint Victor on Aug 15, 2011 15:53:11 GMT -5
a water-buffalo before?" TheXtraSaint didn't really know what to say when he saw the water-buffalo but he did say....
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Post by St Thal on Aug 16, 2011 10:13:21 GMT -5
"How in the world is a water buffalo going to get us all the way across RuneScape to the KBD quickly?" "Ah," said StEliteMike, "this is no ordinary water buffalo." If you look closely, you'll see that this water buffalo has....
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Post by Studd Busta on Aug 16, 2011 21:31:20 GMT -5
Magical fucking hooves..
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Post by Gatorboots on Aug 17, 2011 18:23:31 GMT -5
that when he clicks them together they create magical fairy dust. This dust is for...
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Post by Studd Busta on Aug 22, 2011 9:03:39 GMT -5
Flying
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Post by ST Elitemike on Aug 27, 2011 21:48:53 GMT -5
They then get on and make a safe trip to kbd. They get off and use their time stopping device so they can get through without getting pked, and then when they get down kbd...
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Post by Saints4ever on Sept 1, 2011 11:52:33 GMT -5
did nothing as it was upset over the way jagex has yet to do its cosmetic update for him (yet they did update the statues in the citadel to reflect the new kbd..so maybe soon!) and that is when...
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Post by Gatorboots on Sept 1, 2011 15:21:40 GMT -5
he went to the citadel to get his weekly resource cap. Upon getting to the citadel he realized...
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Post by St Thal on Sept 2, 2011 15:52:32 GMT -5
that he had totally forgotten to bring the real gem from the KBD.... Not only that, but he had left St EliteMike and the Water Buffalo with the magic F***ing hooves behind as well. "Oh no," he screamed.... how could I have done something so stupid." "Now I have no way to get back to the KBD" "I hope Mike and the water buffalo will be ok."
Meanwhile, back at the KBD's lair, St EliteMike, with the real gem in hand, looks around for TheXtraSaint, who for some strange reason has just disappeared. He climbs onto the water buffalo and then holds the real magic gem up for a closer look. Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light from the gem and ....
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2011 14:40:01 GMT -5
uhh what?
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Post by St Thal on Sept 13, 2011 13:11:58 GMT -5
Says TheXtraSaint as he suddenly materializes next to Mike. "Where the heck did you go?" asks St EliteMike. "I went to the citadel to get my cap.... how did I get here?" replies TheXtraSaint. "The better question is why did you suddenly decide to go to the citadel? Yells St EliteMike. "I don't know...," says TheXtraSaint.... "I don't have a clue what happened... " "Well, nevermind all that," says Mike, "We have the genuine gem now and the KBD is ignoring us for some reason, so lets take the gem to Baba Yaga at the chicken leg hut to see what she thinks about it.
Mike and TheXtraSaint climb back on the water buffalo with the magic f***ing hooves and in a cloud of magical fairy dust they immediately reappear inside Baba Yaga's hut, which is wobbling back and forth as the chicken legs attempt to balance the sudden weight of 2 men and a water buffalo (with magic f***ing hooves). "I'm gonna hurl," yells Mike as he claps his hands over his mouth. With a start, Baba Yaga turns and sees the intruders and yells, ".....
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Post by Saints4ever on Sept 15, 2011 20:24:33 GMT -5
Tempus fugit! And at that point the world is sent back in time, to the exact date of Jul 28, 2011, 11:05pm. The whole point to the never ending story is you pick up the story from wherever the previous writer left off. For example: Writer 1: I drove my red Corvette around the curve and stopped at the light. I looked to my left and noticed... Writer 2: that someone had run over Luna Vitae. I jumped out of my car and ran towards him when suddenly..... Writer 3: an elephant came charging out of the woods, picked Luna up and disappeared back into the forest. I quickly ran back to the car, opened the trunk and.... Got the idea? There's only one rule. Don't end the story. So, here's the beginning of the Neverending Story - Saints Edition
It had been raining for hours when Josh finally found the entrance to the cave. It's here, he said. The legend is true. Wiping the rain from his eyes he stared into the darkness beyond the entrance. Josh leaned up against the cold wet stone face of the cave and reached into his pack. Slowly he withdrew his hand to reveal .... sound familiar? thats right i restarted the story! the legendary gp of doom! (yeahhh i had it all along!) |
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Post by Gatorboots on Sept 20, 2011 19:36:48 GMT -5
I grab it from josh as a kick him in the groin and swallow it. Ughh i need some laxitives...
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Post by maxmemix on Sept 22, 2011 15:10:38 GMT -5
worried that Gator was going to keep eating and absorbing things(like Eric Cartman's trapper keeper) Max me mix flew to the scene, grabbed Josh by his feet and swung him around in circles to fend off gator, when...
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Post by St Thal on Sept 23, 2011 15:01:02 GMT -5
...Meanwhile in the humble abode of the Great Runescape God Zaros...
"What the heck is going on with this book." he grumbles as he turns the book to look at the title. "Yes, I'm reading the life and times of St EliteMike." "Then why the heck am I suddenly reading about The Legendary GP of Doom?" He looks closely at the book and notices something odd. "That's strange," he says, "it looks as though someone has ripped a page out of The Legendary GP of Doom and stuck it in this book." Zaros carefully removes the ripped page, locates The Legendary GP of doom on the bookshelf and tapes the page back in it's proper place. "I'll bet that scoundrel Josh, aka Saints4ever is behind this." "I'll put a dent in his head for this one." With that, Zaros pours himself a nice hot bubblebath, slips in and continues reading.....
"I'm gonna hurl," yells Mike as he claps his hands over his mouth. With a start, Baba Yaga turns and sees the intruders and yells, "What are you guys doing in my chicken hut?"
"We need your help identifying this gem," says Mike as he pushes the gem towards Baba Yaga. Baba Yaga takes one look at the gem and says, "That's the Gem of the Underworld." "But, you only have the gem, you need the gold ring that goes with it." Once you have the gold ring, bring them both to me and I can attach the gem to the ring." "But, it will cost you."
"How much will you charge asked TheXtraSaint?" "I'll decide that when you return." "The ring is hidden in Guthix's palace, in Guthix's bedroom at the bottom of his underwear drawer." "I'll get you to the outside of Guthix's palace, but you're on your own from there." "But what does the ring of the underworld do..." began St EliteMike, but it was too late, St EliteMike, TheXtraSaint and the waterbuffalo with the magic f***ing hooves found themselves in front of Guthix's palace. "How will we get in, " asked TheXtraSaint? "Well," said St EliteMike, "I think the best thing to do would be to...."
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