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Post by Gatorboots on Sept 25, 2011 20:55:51 GMT -5
Butter ourselves up and try and slide through an open window. XTra and mike lather eachother up with lowfat butter. Once they are greased up, they search for an open window. They spot on that is open on the second floor of the castle. Mike has xtra get on his shoulders to reach the window, and Xtra lunges up and hoists himself into the window using is minimal upper body strength. He is now inside the window when he sees standing in front of him something that has appeared from the shadows. It is...
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Post by Saints4ever on Sept 26, 2011 2:41:27 GMT -5
nurse joy and magikarp but that is when...
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Post by St Thal on Sept 27, 2011 10:58:23 GMT -5
Xtra realizes that the three of them are in a cell behind bars. "what's going on here, says The XtraSaint?" "We're being held prisoner by Guthix." says Nurse Joy. "Prisoner?  you're on the second floor.... you could have jumped out the window..." Nurse Joy, looking slightly irritated, shifts her hold on Magikarps fish bowl, sloshing a little water on the floor and says.... |
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Post by St Gandalf on Sept 27, 2011 13:51:34 GMT -5
Magikcarp use splash! with a miracle of luck the magikcarp did something useful and broke the lock on the door! Then all of a sudden.......
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Post by St Thal on Sept 27, 2011 14:23:07 GMT -5
The XtraSaint remembers that St EliteMike and the water buffalo with the magic f***ing hooves are patiently waiting below the window. He yells down to them, "we're on our way to open the front door to let you in, meet us there." With that, The XtraSaint, Nurse Joy and MagiKarp run to the front door to let St EliteMike in. "Ok, now what," says St EliteMike? "We need to find Guthix' bedroom and look in his underwear drawer for the gold ring," says The XtraSaint.
"Oh No," squeels Nurse Joy! "Look over there!" Everyone looks down the hall and see....
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Post by St Gandalf on Sept 27, 2011 14:32:14 GMT -5
They see the horrible fluffaluffagus! with a stare that will make anyone do anything it wants! "Don't look into his eye's" yelled nurse joy! but......
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Post by St Thal on Sept 30, 2011 10:16:09 GMT -5
it was too late, magikarp had looked. He suddenly has an overwhelming urge to tap dance. "Look," says Mike, "Magikarp is tap dancing!" "I've never seen anything like it," says The XtraSaint. "I've always wanted to be a tap dancer," says Mike, jealously. Mike begins to think about this.... "hmmm, I wonder if I would be a great tap dancer if I looked into the Fluffaluffagus' eyes...." He turns and looks right into the beasts eyes..... and he instantly begins to .....
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Post by Gatorboots on Oct 19, 2011 0:29:13 GMT -5
feel an odd feeling, he realizes that the cold stare has made mike's body grow unreal amounts of hair. While mike is transforming, Thal sees that the Magikarp has grown into the mighty Gyarados!! Seeing this powerful creature Xtra and Thal....
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Post by ST Elitemike on Oct 20, 2011 22:21:04 GMT -5
use thunderbolt on it! It's super effective! Afterwards, the fluffaluffagus is also hit with stray thunder from the thunderbolt and dies, thus freeing mike from the curse. they then...
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Post by jimihendrix on Oct 29, 2011 22:43:46 GMT -5
decide its best to split up in guthix's house, the buffalo goes to the basement where it gets shot by rick perry while saint mike is on the 3rd floor...
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Post by St Thal on Oct 29, 2011 22:52:30 GMT -5
St. Thal yells, "Woot, Free Buffalo steaks." He get's his tinderbox out of his pocket to build a fire to bbq the buffalo steaks." While he does this, St Thal says, "You know, I'm going to kind of miss his magic F***ing hooves." Suddenly, there's a bumping and crashing sound as St EliteMike comes falling down the stairs from the third floor. St Thal drops his tinderbox to run to Mikes aid, when suddenly .....
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Post by jimihendrix on Oct 30, 2011 13:06:38 GMT -5
The buffalo's cousin flufalufagus comes down after mike, it turns out the buffalo thought it was thal and mike who killed his cousin and comes to avenge him when a....
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Post by ST Elitemike on Oct 30, 2011 18:08:22 GMT -5
another crashing noise is heard. nurse joy comes crashing through and falcon punches flufalufagus and kills him too! Mike and Thal both yell simultaneously, "DOUBLE THE STEAK!" They both get out their tinderboxes and cook up the carcass' and enjoy themselves. After they are both filled to their heart's contents, they continue with their original objective. They then hear a noise, it turns out to be....
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Post by Gatorboots on Nov 2, 2011 23:14:00 GMT -5
Nurse Joy screaming for the attention of Mike and Thal. She looks like she has had a bit much to drink... Thal out of no where has a handful of bead necklaces...(You guessed it). Thal seeing she is tipsy asks her if she wants some beads. Meanwhile Mike is just shaking his head at Thal. Thal is eagerly waiting and at that moment Nurse Joy......
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Post by jimihendrix on Nov 5, 2011 23:19:07 GMT -5
explodes, she was a suicide bomber for the taliban everyone is so stunned that they...
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you're on the second floor.... you could have jumped out the window..." Nurse Joy, looking slightly irritated, shifts her hold on Magikarps fish bowl, sloshing a little water on the floor and says....
